Didn't Even Hurt My Willy This Time

So I have been really lazy with making my first post. My apologies. I have included a couple photos of how my denimzzzz looked prior to my shrinking on June 12. My shrinking process was quite simple because I prefer the dark look of the raw denim and I hope to avoid any "whiskering" or fading unless the fading is in the shape of a willy conveniently placed on the inside to front of the right leg. Maybe I can trick the ladies into thinking I have a magnum dong that way? But back to the subject at hand. I put the water in the kettle and lit it. I then but my hand on the metal and felt it. Once the water was boiling I added it to the dirty blue bin out on the patio. Mixed in a generous helping of salt. Added the denimz. Stirred the pot a little and let it all soak for about 22 minutes. I pulled them out and hung them up in the sun to dry. Finished product was stiff as little Angy's willy when a 12 year old boy walks by.

Overall I am quite happy with the fit. Having said that, I still don't really love the high waist. Also, the length didn't shrink as much as I had hoped. Generally I still prefer the fit of the APC. The Levi's didn't hurt my small willy during the breaking in process though so that was a benefit. I will try to post photos of the post shrink and past month of wear this weekend.

(Jake edit: Morgan's seeming inability to rotate the pictures was starting to make this look like a men's denim/fashion blog run by a Mormon housewife. we can't have that. not here. not with the threat of Paul writing something to make us go private.)